U-Swag Weatherman is H.A.D.E.D.

Not another Jeremy Lin post everyone takeiteasy… In honor of the Miami Hurricanes basketball team’s continued success with a big win at home over V-tech last night we are posting a UMiami alumn who brought the swag to his job as weatherman. I’m pretty sure I ate panda express next to this kid…

Anyways, the Canes are hotter than KFC biscuits right now with HUGE games coming tomorrow @ #17 FSU and then Wednesday at home against #5 UNC… git yo popcorn chicken from Micky D’s already!!!

Dblee aka hot hanz aka Love me some Mcbitties

AGAIN??? All I do is Lin Lin Lin no matta what….

I know 2 Lin festivals in a row, but c’mon already:

23 points, 10 assists Last night… 76 points, 25 assists, 11 rebounds, 5 steals and 3 Wins in 3 starts altogether… DAMMMNNNN what is this boy eating??? I mean, what are in these spring rolls?? This kid is actually Havin’ a Day, Every f’ckin day. The undrafted Lin put the Number 1 overall pick in 2010 John Wall on ice skates last night… crossing him up, breaking his ankles, and then throwing it down like a kamikaze samurai warrior with a crusty band-aid hanging from his chin. The knicknames (I know its nicknames) are getting good: “Crouching Tiger Hidden Point Guard,” “Jeremy Bal’Lin,” “Jeremy Win,” “Hot Duck Sauce,” “Rice Puff Daddy,” and “He’s putting the MSG back in MSG.” Trying to figure out which has the most swag…

This is not the first time J Lin has abused the cocky, dougie dancing John Wall… check out this 2010 Vegas Summer League footage where Lin absolutely embarrasses Wall in the 4th quarter with the crowd going nuts. I love how the announcer says that Lin will be playing somewhere “whether it’s Italy, Spain, France…” Almost being nice to a little asian kid they know will never make it but has shown enough talent so maybe he’ll play overseas… A year later, how about starting PG for the NY KNICKS, dropping double doubles like it ain’t no thang… #whatchyomouth

That’s it… Austin Rivers… stupid… Get H.A.D.E.D… stay swagged

Dbreezy

Jeremy Lin is H.A.D.E.D.

Melo, Stat… take your time. Jeremy Lin went from making music videos in his bedroom with handcuffs (in Golden State) to the starting PG for the New York Knicks. This is some swag with a side of general tso’s chicken if you know what I’m sayin… check out the fresh new Jeremy Lin rap: (1st Ivy Leaguer in the NBA since Chris Dudley?!) Chris Dudley Reps Stamford, CT!!

Check out the Chinese SportsCenter:

Can I at least get a Shrimp Tempora Roll at the Garden… dammmnnnn

-Db aka sweet and sour chicken witta side of brown rice (das good boys)

What you didn’t know happened on Super Bowl Sunday….. Reggie was H.A.D.E.D.

Reggie “Hot Pockets” Johnson was flexin’ on Coach K and the Blue Devils on their home court, giving the Canes their first win @ Duke in their schools history.

This is one of the many chapters in Duke vs. Miami basketball history as we take a look back on the past couple of years:

The Elephant Boy aka Conch Boy aka H.A.D.E.D.’s very own Jadaswiss

Always H.A.D.E.D.

The last time Miami beat Duke was at home in 2008, which was the first time since the 60′s…

The Hurricanes are now 14-7 on the year, 5-3 in the ACC with two games left against #17 FSU and one more at home against #5 North Carolina among others… Look out for the CANES!!!

ALSO, as difficult as this is, Congrats to the Giants…

They showed a lot of heart yesterday, taking down the smelly, pale people from up north. Now that all the massholes are quiet and broke from losing all that money they bet on the super bowl, Duncan Donuts stock is sure to fall. Everyone get out now!! Sell your Duncan stock!! Also, there will be drop in roast beef prices…

Shout out to Victor Cruz…

You Can get H.A.D.E.D. on AS’s couch anytime you want…

Im out

Db

Joe D is Havin’ a Day


Tonight’s a big night for Manhattan Jasper fans. The Jaspers take on Iona at Draddy Stadium (capacity of 400) in the Bronx, for a rematch of this MAAC rivalry. Last time they played @ Iona, the Jaspers overcame a 17 point deficit with 7 minutes to go, to beat the highly regarded Gales. Tonight’s gunna be a different story because Joe D (a Manhattan alum and # 1 fan) is H.A.D.E.D.– the Jasper’s are gunna win again, but keep it close the whole game. I think pops has like 20 G’s riding on this game. Reason I think so is because he burst out at my mom for not cookin his steak enough before — and it wasn’t turrets or somethin — he’s got cheese on this game.

Not much has changed about the Jaspers this year… pretty much the same team as last year, with the exception of a few decent freshmen. But their new coach, Steve Masiello, is like the Ms. Cleo of college basketball coaches — works wonders. This guy has made the Jaspers a legit contender in the MAAC. Tonight I expect a solid performance at home with Georgie Beamon droppin 20 +. Everyone’s ridin the Gales, because of their trio — Mo Mo, Glover, and Machado. Machado sounds like a Dominican ax killer or somethin… or a karate move. Actually I think my grandma makes Machado with arroz con pollo. Alright alright, I’ll give it to them, they got a solid squad, possibly an at-large bid… but tonight’s not their night. Manhattan covers 3.5.

- Jada

Super Bowl Friday = Swag Friday

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IS HE ROCKIN THE LOUIE BEANIE ON MEDIA DAY!!!

In honor of Super Bowl Friday, thought I’d give a shout out to DB, the founder of Haveadayevery.com, cuz I know this weekend’s matchup’s gotta be tough on him. Paying tribute to his alma mater by paying homage to some swag that can’t be denied out in Indy, and frankly can only come from the U.

Mr. Rolle brings the freshness all day, everyday which is THE most important trait we respect here at H.A.D.E.D. Decked out in Louie with the leather jacket and a V neck down to his waistline, it ain’t no thing for ‘Trel. Props to Nev Shapiro for instilling the swag in this dude when he was still a young buck.

Here he is again on the plane. Once again, bring the swag, bring the funk. Look good feel good play good.

Now on to the game. Safe to say we’ve all heard enough about it, so not really sure what I can add, and even if I do add anything, you’ve probably heard some variation of it before. Bottom line is, going to be a great game between two great teams. Giants have more freaks than the Pats do, Pats . Pats D is as soft as the down comforters in the back of the Bloomingdales in the Ralph Lauren section. Those shits are soft. Here are some of my thoughts over the past few weeks, some relevant, some aren’t:

  • Vegas isn’t ready for Sunday.
  • Gronk will play. He’s not human. Probably the bastard child of Wolverine and Tarzan. He won’t be a 100%. Who cares. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up about it already.
  • Tom Brady is good and has a hot wife. We know. Not news.
  • Eli is also good. Also has a hot wife. Just not as famous.
  • Teddy Bruschi — say something insightful. Just once. Please.
  • Wes Welker is fast as shit. Makes me feel like shit cuz he’s white and my size. Shoulda drank more milk. Oh well.
  • Trent Dilfer should have his own talk show. Dude is spot on all day everyday and is always HAVING A DAY.
  • The Pats first win over a team that ended the year with a winning record was the Ravens in the AFC Championship game. Look it up.
  • Pats can’t run the ball. Giants can sometimes but they shouldn’t.
  • Can someone please just make sure to cover Ochocinco on Sunday. I feel like Belichick signed him for the sole reason of hiding him all year, then using him in the Superbowl.
  • How old is Kevin Faulk? Is he serious?
  • I love Boston and their fans.
  • Deion Sanders: You embarrassed yourself on Media Day. Please find another job. I love you as a player and a personality. #HOP
  • Unlike 07, besides Brady (who admittedly has toned down his doucheyness) and Belichick (who will always be a prick) the Pats are not that unlikeable a group of guys.
  • There will be AT LEAST three 3rd and whatever plays and Gilbride WILL call a shotgun draw to DJ Ware.
  • Can someone also please tell me how the Pats plan to defend the Giants wideouts?
  • If the owner of Modell’s daughter makes a music video of this quality, I feel confident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_fkmX3uM6g
  • No headphones. No book. No NY Post. No cell phone. Just like Puddy on the flight back from Denmark with Elaine. Just staring.
  • Madden 2012 is never wrong: http://espn.go.com/espn/thelife/videogames/easims12/_/gameId/7386280/madden-12-ea-simulations
  • When is Jerry Reese going to get the props he deserves?\
  • Daryl Johnston: “You gotta get some positive yards just so you can punt the ball from a normal distance”. Sick call bro. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwj90GMIeu8

That’s it for me. You know where my heads at. You know where my hearts at. Best weekend of the year. Stop the speculation, stop guessing what the score will be, stop guessing if Gronkowski will play, stop talking about revenge, or legacies or any of that. Save it for Monday. Holla if you here me, because………………

- As

 

 

Dr. Dre gives Rick Ross $100,000 watch for his birthday

This is what happens when Rick Ross has a bday party at club Amnesia in Miami…

ladadada

dblee aka popcorn everything

And the Number 1 Cornerback in the Country TRACY HOWARD goes to…. U Already KNOW!

Not the Gators, not the Seminoles… that’s right, THE University of Miami Hurricanes … welcome to Howard Island yall!!

Word is out that he thought the cafeteria had better food at Miami … apparently UF and FSU had cold french fries… C’MONNN MAN haha Don’t throw at this boy or else it’s pick 6 to the house ya heard… The U-Swag continues…

Hot Hands Hadius

Have a DAY everyday, Day of the Facial –> Greg Paulus??

Everyone saw Blake Griffin’s dunk of the year last night so I’m not going to post it. If you didn’t see it, turn on Espn for about 3 minutes and you will. What I am making this post about is the art of the facial. For those who think I am talking about a spa treatment or something else, you have the wrong website.

Four year Duke point guard Greg Paulus loved a good facial. He loved it so much, the ACC kids called for one of the greatest chants in college basketball history… “TEABAG PAULUS” … if you can’t figure it out, watch the tape baby…

Facial #1: Dwayne Collins (from the U…swaggg)

Facial #2: Danny Green (from UNC)

Famous Chant:

So there’s your lesson on facials for the day, I’m out…

DBleez aka Hot Hands Hadius

Worst Free Throw in NBA History??

It was on line tho…

DBleez aka chipotle southwest sauce at subway is crack, banana peps too