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It’s Jada live from costa rica blogging on aol 2.0 right now. I met this wood carving prophet up in the mountains in la fortuna and he told me, “quite tu pies de mi Mano pinga”. Not sure what that means but I think pies means bear… So I though of Baylor. Back in October I picked Baylor to win it all at 30-1, putting that on the record. How good does that pick look now, huh? Baylor covers 13.5 against ok st today. – Jada

Jim Calhoun is back from his three game NCAA recruiting suspension with a cholesterol reading of 350. His Huskies have beaten Rutgers 19 of the last 20 times by an average margin of 15.6 points, and he wants revenge after a crappy performance against Seton Hall last night. UCONN covers 6.5 points, have a day.

Thasss right… Coco’s back in the N Y. For those who are unfamiliar with Coco, or Coco Bongo, he’s a spanish speaking, salsa dancing, hard ass Miami boi. Coco has so much swag that when he has a cut, he bleeds out swag gravy. Coco’s got so much swag sauce he could poop on a piece of dough, and you’d call it margarita pizza. Let’s put it this way… Coco gets what he wants…whenever he wants…the way he wants… how he wants… when he wants. Coco reps the “U” more than anyone I know, hence the photo. Yea, this particular photo was at Whip’n'Dip icecream parlor, and he had to pay $ 10 for a picture and autograph with James Jones, but I swear if you look closely at James Jones’, you can tell what he’s thinkin… “This kid is dripping in swag…”

Any how, me and Coco are hitting the Knicks game tonight at the Garden, but I don’t like the Knicks tonight because Amar’e and Shumpert are questionable. My lock is out West, Golden State at San Antonio. Ginobili’s out with a hand injury and Monta Ellis is coming off a weak scoring night against the Suns. Curry wants the ball more, and David Lee is flat out underrated. I like Golden State getting 8 points.

- Jadaswiss

Alright so my ‘lock of the day’ is a little unconventional. I figured my first lock pick shouldn’t be a NCAA, NBA, or NFL post. I wanna start my record off right, with the sport I know best… Harness racing at Yonkers Raceway. Thas right… a genuine American sport. Over my years spending week nights at Yonkers Raceway with my pops, I’ve spent too much time chatting with drooling crackheads, methane addicted trainers, and chronic gamblers. So I consider myself a harness racing guru. I was checking Tuesday nights entries this morning and I really like this one horse… Excel Nine. This horse is a 3 year old pacer in the 4 hole @ 6 -1 odds. His trainer Ma Drolet is a straight up beast … lotta swag. I saw this guy shooting up this horse with vitamins and ritalin before a race last week and he blew second place away by 12 horse lengths. This horse straight up didn’t stop running after 2 laps…. he had more energy then me and my friends did after snorting pixie sticks on the seesaw in 3rd grade. Better yet, you gotta see the package on Excel Nine. When this other 3 year old philly (female horse) named Mayflower walks past him in the stable, Excel Nine becomes the Lexis Steel of horses… they should call him Excel thirty-six. Shit rolls out like a fruit roll up. Any how, take Excel Nine for $ 20 @ 6 -1 odds… it’s a sure $ 100 profit. See below for Tuesday Night entries…

- Swiss

http://www.empirecitycasino.com/uploadedFiles/tuesdaysentries.htm#zoom=fit

Thas right, Jada’s back… fresher than ever.  2012 is me and abuela’s comin out party. The swag is at another level right now, and I’m ready to share it with all of you poonjabi’s.  Whether it be a ‘knock of the day’, a lock, or just a pure swag story, Jada’s got yo back.  El ano del dragon esta ikea mis hermanos.

- Swiss