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If you haven’t heard JR’s comin’ to the Knicks. Here’s a little Friday video to carry you into the weekend.

- Swiss

So DB just hit me up on the telly and said he’s absolutely H.A.D.E.D. out of his mind — this was at 4 o’clock on a Thursday. Straight up sounded like Ozzy Osbourne. He said he couldn’t even write a post. I’m still at work and got a shitload of work to finish… gotta make 2 more trips to the water fountain, 1 more trip to the bathroom, flirt with the receptionist once more, and reorganize my file cabinet…. so this is all I got (I know this video is old, but I just found out about it)

- Jada, aka Swiss, @jadamix

Here’s a new swag video to kick off your Valentine’s Day… Frankie Boy and dem 89 Boyz…

Tonight’s a big night for Manhattan Jasper fans. The Jaspers take on Iona at Draddy Stadium (capacity of 400) in the Bronx, for a rematch of this MAAC rivalry. Last time they played @ Iona, the Jaspers overcame a 17 point deficit with 7 minutes to go, to beat the highly regarded Gales. Tonight’s gunna be a different story because Joe D (a Manhattan alum and # 1 fan) is H.A.D.E.D.– the Jasper’s are gunna win again, but keep it close the whole game. I think pops has like 20 G’s riding on this game. Reason I think so is because he burst out at my mom for not cookin his steak enough before — and it wasn’t turrets or somethin — he’s got cheese on this game.

Not much has changed about the Jaspers this year… pretty much the same team as last year, with the exception of a few decent freshmen. But their new coach, Steve Masiello, is like the Ms. Cleo of college basketball coaches — works wonders. This guy has made the Jaspers a legit contender in the MAAC. Tonight I expect a solid performance at home with Georgie Beamon droppin 20 +. Everyone’s ridin the Gales, because of their trio — Mo Mo, Glover, and Machado. Machado sounds like a Dominican ax killer or somethin… or a karate move. Actually I think my grandma makes Machado with arroz con pollo. Alright alright, I’ll give it to them, they got a solid squad, possibly an at-large bid… but tonight’s not their night. Manhattan covers 3.5.

- Jada

You know what pisses me off. When public bathrooms don’t have paper towels. I hate that. You finish washing your hands and you aint got no paper towels to dry off… so you gotta do the Ray J and air dry that shit… use those air drying machine things. Half the time they don’t even work that good, end up wiping your dripping wet paws all over your draws. No Swag in Public Bathrooms no more. Bein all environmentally sound and shit. Green. What is this world coming to? Are they gunna take away TP too. After I finish droppin a duece am I gunna have to use an Xcelerator to dry my butt off? Anyways, you know what else pisses me off… Pittsburg Basketball. I can’t tell you how many times over the years I’ve had Pittsburg comin out in the tourney and they lose to Murray Head State or some shit. In 5 mins Pitt plays GTown. It’s a pick em, I like GTown. Lock. Holla.

- Jada

It’s Jada live from costa rica blogging on aol 2.0 right now. I met this wood carving prophet up in the mountains in la fortuna and he told me, “quite tu pies de mi Mano pinga”. Not sure what that means but I think pies means bear… So I though of Baylor. Back in October I picked Baylor to win it all at 30-1, putting that on the record. How good does that pick look now, huh? Baylor covers 13.5 against ok st today. – Jada

Jim Calhoun is back from his three game NCAA recruiting suspension with a cholesterol reading of 350. His Huskies have beaten Rutgers 19 of the last 20 times by an average margin of 15.6 points, and he wants revenge after a crappy performance against Seton Hall last night. UCONN covers 6.5 points, have a day.

Thasss right… Coco’s back in the N Y. For those who are unfamiliar with Coco, or Coco Bongo, he’s a spanish speaking, salsa dancing, hard ass Miami boi. Coco has so much swag that when he has a cut, he bleeds out swag gravy. Coco’s got so much swag sauce he could poop on a piece of dough, and you’d call it margarita pizza. Let’s put it this way… Coco gets what he wants…whenever he wants…the way he wants… how he wants… when he wants. Coco reps the “U” more than anyone I know, hence the photo. Yea, this particular photo was at Whip’n'Dip icecream parlor, and he had to pay $ 10 for a picture and autograph with James Jones, but I swear if you look closely at James Jones’, you can tell what he’s thinkin… “This kid is dripping in swag…”

Any how, me and Coco are hitting the Knicks game tonight at the Garden, but I don’t like the Knicks tonight because Amar’e and Shumpert are questionable. My lock is out West, Golden State at San Antonio. Ginobili’s out with a hand injury and Monta Ellis is coming off a weak scoring night against the Suns. Curry wants the ball more, and David Lee is flat out underrated. I like Golden State getting 8 points.

- Jadaswiss

Alright so my ‘lock of the day’ is a little unconventional. I figured my first lock pick shouldn’t be a NCAA, NBA, or NFL post. I wanna start my record off right, with the sport I know best… Harness racing at Yonkers Raceway. Thas right… a genuine American sport. Over my years spending week nights at Yonkers Raceway with my pops, I’ve spent too much time chatting with drooling crackheads, methane addicted trainers, and chronic gamblers. So I consider myself a harness racing guru. I was checking Tuesday nights entries this morning and I really like this one horse… Excel Nine. This horse is a 3 year old pacer in the 4 hole @ 6 -1 odds. His trainer Ma Drolet is a straight up beast … lotta swag. I saw this guy shooting up this horse with vitamins and ritalin before a race last week and he blew second place away by 12 horse lengths. This horse straight up didn’t stop running after 2 laps…. he had more energy then me and my friends did after snorting pixie sticks on the seesaw in 3rd grade. Better yet, you gotta see the package on Excel Nine. When this other 3 year old philly (female horse) named Mayflower walks past him in the stable, Excel Nine becomes the Lexis Steel of horses… they should call him Excel thirty-six. Shit rolls out like a fruit roll up. Any how, take Excel Nine for $ 20 @ 6 -1 odds… it’s a sure $ 100 profit. See below for Tuesday Night entries…

- Swiss

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