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Windows down, speakers up, hot new Breezy… Happy Monday !

Round of applause … baby make that ass clap

- @Jadamix

I hope Donna Shalala reads this post, because I want her to know how smelly, crusty, sweaty, and troll-like she is — Straight dwarfa-beast. I have more beef with Shalala than Taco Rico on 99 cent taco Monday’s (shout out benny — breathing through his nose and shit). No joke, Shalala hides butterfingers in her belly button, … slides baby ruth’s right up there. So much lint in her belly button she’s a forrest fire hazard.

Any how, Obama came through the U last week, kicking off his re-election campaign, and he killed it. Throwing up the U like he invented swag. Reps it so hot it don’t even look like a U… looks something like a “W”. Almost like a subliminal message that he got hammered at the “W” on South Beach the night before. Boss.

So Obama’s killin it in this photo, but Shalala… Shalala is hurting the “U”s rep in this photo. Absolutely no swag. Fake smile… next to some Save The Whales chick… just doesn’t work in my book. #ObamaSwag

Happy Monday!

- Swiss @jadamix

Let this video take you into the weekend …

- @jadamix

Deez monkeys are H.A.D.E.D… OOO AH! AH! .. OOO AH! AH!

- Swiss

If you haven’t heard JR’s comin’ to the Knicks. Here’s a little Friday video to carry you into the weekend.

- Swiss

So DB just hit me up on the telly and said he’s absolutely H.A.D.E.D. out of his mind — this was at 4 o’clock on a Thursday. Straight up sounded like Ozzy Osbourne. He said he couldn’t even write a post. I’m still at work and got a shitload of work to finish… gotta make 2 more trips to the water fountain, 1 more trip to the bathroom, flirt with the receptionist once more, and reorganize my file cabinet…. so this is all I got (I know this video is old, but I just found out about it)

- Jada, aka Swiss, @jadamix

Here’s a new swag video to kick off your Valentine’s Day… Frankie Boy and dem 89 Boyz…

Tonight’s a big night for Manhattan Jasper fans. The Jaspers take on Iona at Draddy Stadium (capacity of 400) in the Bronx, for a rematch of this MAAC rivalry. Last time they played @ Iona, the Jaspers overcame a 17 point deficit with 7 minutes to go, to beat the highly regarded Gales. Tonight’s gunna be a different story because Joe D (a Manhattan alum and # 1 fan) is H.A.D.E.D.– the Jasper’s are gunna win again, but keep it close the whole game. I think pops has like 20 G’s riding on this game. Reason I think so is because he burst out at my mom for not cookin his steak enough before — and it wasn’t turrets or somethin — he’s got cheese on this game.

Not much has changed about the Jaspers this year… pretty much the same team as last year, with the exception of a few decent freshmen. But their new coach, Steve Masiello, is like the Ms. Cleo of college basketball coaches — works wonders. This guy has made the Jaspers a legit contender in the MAAC. Tonight I expect a solid performance at home with Georgie Beamon droppin 20 +. Everyone’s ridin the Gales, because of their trio — Mo Mo, Glover, and Machado. Machado sounds like a Dominican ax killer or somethin… or a karate move. Actually I think my grandma makes Machado with arroz con pollo. Alright alright, I’ll give it to them, they got a solid squad, possibly an at-large bid… but tonight’s not their night. Manhattan covers 3.5.

- Jada

You know what pisses me off. When public bathrooms don’t have paper towels. I hate that. You finish washing your hands and you aint got no paper towels to dry off… so you gotta do the Ray J and air dry that shit… use those air drying machine things. Half the time they don’t even work that good, end up wiping your dripping wet paws all over your draws. No Swag in Public Bathrooms no more. Bein all environmentally sound and shit. Green. What is this world coming to? Are they gunna take away TP too. After I finish droppin a duece am I gunna have to use an Xcelerator to dry my butt off? Anyways, you know what else pisses me off… Pittsburg Basketball. I can’t tell you how many times over the years I’ve had Pittsburg comin out in the tourney and they lose to Murray Head State or some shit. In 5 mins Pitt plays GTown. It’s a pick em, I like GTown. Lock. Holla.

- Jada